1) don’t want your pet hamster anymore? no problem! just recycle him along with your cans and bottles! (dogs and cats acceptable as well).
2) according to this christian journal, numbers 6:24 proclaims: “the load bless you and keep you.” …… well, good thing it wasn’t written on every page. oh wait.
3) a couple weeks ago i saw a woman on the subway selling sleeves. literally just stretchy pieces of fabric that cover your arms from your wrists to your elbows in all different colours. i thought in my head ‘what t h e heck who would ever buy that.’ a few days later i was sitting on the subway in a t-shirt, shivering under the relentless wind of the air conditioner. the woman next to me pulls out her portable sleeves and slips them on and i think to myself ‘…i wish i was her.’